Rolla, Misery
I like Rolla. Seems like a fun place at times. Pretty hilly though, so my legs don't get along with the local surroundings too well. Route 66 bikes has an excellent location in town, with a nice deck out back for hanging out and watching the locals drag race each other from the stoplights. Free entertainment. Many thanks to Jim Felts and family for putting us up and feeding us some good food. If you ever go to cuba (mo), stop in at the Missouri Hick bbq restaurant and order a full rack of ribs. The food is good, and they'll put a signed polaroid of you on the wall for ordering a ful rack. You don't even have to finish your meal, just order it. Steve "you see, the thing is" Parks thoroughly enjoyed his full rack, two sides and buttered roll.
I am currently accepting donations for two (2) seperate business ventures that you (yes, YOU!!) can be a part of.
First, I would like to present you with an opportunity to get in on a new entertainment venue called "Meramec Taverns". Simply put I'm going to open up a bar as close to Meramec Caverns as possible. Might even make it subterranean just for kicks. We'll advertise in a similar (read near copy) fashion to Meramec Caverns' current billboard campaign. I hope to draw business from unhappy dads, local hicks, and people fresh off the water from a float trip that are already lubed up.
My second wonderful opportunity is to help in the creation of a fantastic new sub-species of dog to be named 'Qdoberman'. The description of this plan is simple while the execution may be a bit more complicated, given my current inexperience at playing god (or higher being or yahweh, or whatever the fuck you want to call it). Somehow I want to take a doberman dog and breed it so that it defecates fresh, foil wrapped Qdoba burritos. Think about it-a burrito factory in your own house!! Feed it anything, and the results are always tasty, foil wrapped burritos. It could be a long road with lots of trial and error, but if succesful the results could be gi-normous.
peace out, brown trout
I am currently accepting donations for two (2) seperate business ventures that you (yes, YOU!!) can be a part of.
First, I would like to present you with an opportunity to get in on a new entertainment venue called "Meramec Taverns". Simply put I'm going to open up a bar as close to Meramec Caverns as possible. Might even make it subterranean just for kicks. We'll advertise in a similar (read near copy) fashion to Meramec Caverns' current billboard campaign. I hope to draw business from unhappy dads, local hicks, and people fresh off the water from a float trip that are already lubed up.
My second wonderful opportunity is to help in the creation of a fantastic new sub-species of dog to be named 'Qdoberman'. The description of this plan is simple while the execution may be a bit more complicated, given my current inexperience at playing god (or higher being or yahweh, or whatever the fuck you want to call it). Somehow I want to take a doberman dog and breed it so that it defecates fresh, foil wrapped Qdoba burritos. Think about it-a burrito factory in your own house!! Feed it anything, and the results are always tasty, foil wrapped burritos. It could be a long road with lots of trial and error, but if succesful the results could be gi-normous.
peace out, brown trout
posted by Pigpen at 6:36 PM
2 Comments:
As good as Qdoba is, they'll never top Taco Bell.
I'm all in for opening a bar. Sure every house in E-ville is a bar but it's time to branch out.
I had an idea once to open a bar called Abraham Drincolns...and all the bartenders would have abe lincoln beards.
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