e-townz

Edwardzville suckz sometimez. On Friday they stopped serving at 11:30. When I walked up at 11:32, they had already given the leftover beer to B'z downstairz neighborz who had set up camp next to the beer tent. That left me with two beer ticketz. So we goed to the bar. I've been picking up the habit of playing with matchez recently. It'z fun. They're free at the bar, courtesy of the Bank of Edwardzville. Then we went to the lamest party ever. All the chubby emo kidz looked at us funny when we piled our bikez in the bushez, and then they shuffled around in their tight darkwash jeans and cool retro t-shirtz mumbling to themselvez. The next night we got to the festival at 9pm and they had just clozed up shop at the beer tent again due to the weather. This iz how they fundraize in e-ville. Sell ticketz and then go home early. Zydeco Crawdaddys waz playing at Stagger, and they were pretty fun. A man waz playing the spoonz. I've gotta get me a bowl of that crawfish stew.

Don't ride your bike through town in Bethalto. Or Rozewood Heightz. They don't like us. You'd have a warmer reception trying to steal one of their sizter/girlfriendz or shooting the tirez out on their monster truckz than coming through town on a bicycle.

Somehow I pulled a muscle in my chezt. It hurtz occazionally. Real bad. Othertimez it'z hardly noticeable. It doezn't hurt too much when I ride, but I think I'll take it e-z for a few dayz just in case. Doctor B'z orderz. She came back from a foray to North Carolina and told me whatz up. I'm glad to have her back.

In regional newz, there'z another e-town that sucked it up pretty bad thiz weekend, the bustling metropoliz of Effingham. Az my sizter and her boytoy Chad were coming into town, proceeding straight through a green light, a lady in the oncoming lane made a left turn in to Chad'z Jeep. He'z only had it for about two weekz. It'z pretty messed up now. I guess the rulez of the road are different up there.

z-ya later, fornicator